12 Of The Worst Things That Can Happen To You At Work


Accidents happen at work. Especially in bars and restaurants. And sometimes $hit happens too!

Schmidt Happens

In light of that very obvious statement, I made a list of…

12 Of The Worst Things That Can Happen To You If You Work In The Service Industry

Hopefully, my article will trigger laughter and a brief moment of comedic relief, like looking back on a nostalgic memory.

But just in case, somebody gets like Vietnam-style flashbacks to horrible, terrible memories I’m sorry and here’s a completely inappropriate and NSFW GIF of a really hot chick shaking her @ss.

Dat ASs

Professionalism be damned!

Until next time,



10 Scenarios That All Servers Can Relate To


It’s been a little while, I apologize it’s all because of this new job. It’s a good job, and that’s why I’ve been AWOL. But enough of that. Let’s talk about something more relevant. Like the…

10 Scenarios That All Servers Can Relate To

I Feel You

I was going to elaborate, but right now it’s really late and I need my sleep. So…


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8 Server-Tested Ways To Increase Your Tips


Everyone wants to make more money. And servers are no exception to this rule. Which is why a poll went out on our Facebook page on Shiftgig asking our community members how they get better tips. And they came back with…

8 Server-Tested Methods To Increase Tips!

How Not To Tip

Well…that’s one way to increase your tips…I guess…

The real funny part about this one is that I just realized that I wrote an article containing tips about how to get more tips. LOL!

OK, that wasn’t funny? Huh? Come on, maybe a little bit? No? Whatever!

Not Funny

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7 Uncomfortable Truths About The Service Industry


Ask anyone who’s ever worked in the service industry, and they’ll all tell the same thing. That at least one of these…

7 Uncomfortable Truths

…have probably happened to them.


The sad part about the service industry is that there’s just no denying that it’s not one of the classier parts of society. No easy way to say it, so I’m just going to blurt it out! Things can happen in the service that wouldn’t be tolerated elsewhere.

Just pray that you’re lucky enough to never have to deal with any of these issues, and if they do happen to you just remember that it’s not the end of the world and that everything’s going to be alright.

Jonah Hill Prayer

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7 Ways To Deal With A Negative Review On Yelp For Restaurants


Sometimes an angry customer writes a particularly bad review about your place on your Yelp.com that you just can’t ignore. It bothers you, gets under your skin, and makes you panic and think that this might go viral somehow meaning that your business is about to be closed.

Well fear not, because that’s the reason why I decided to write a step-by-step guide to the…

7 Ways To Cope With A Bad Review On Yelp.

How To Not Care

See, like this guy. Just don’t care!


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Bartenders vs. Servers


Who do you think really controls the service industry bartenders or servers? I, for one, am partial to bartenders as I worked more in a bar than restaurant ever. Plus, I think that bartenders at least have the popular image if nothing else, but who knows? Maybe I’m wrong.


This is what I imagine a bartender and server fight would look like in hypotheticaland.


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7 Things You Probably Don’t Know About Chipotle


Chipotle is one of those mythical devices that you always hear about from Greek mythology, Biblical stories, or fairy tales even. Except…it’s real! And it even exists in real life! Which is why I totally did a whole bunch of deep, in-depth, market research on that nice big ovally cylinder of epic goodness, and I came up with these…

7 Facts About Chipotle That You Probably Didn’t Know

Burrito Bowl


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